Or doesn’t it? Marriage is like the puffiness under the eyes. It does add gravity to the face (who needs it, when Newton is still working his charm) but at the same time you really wouldn’t want to look like you had one Patiala too many the previous night, do you? Either ways, it has worked out fine so far and I can hear the lady harrumphing in the background. Hey we weren’t meant to agree on everything right? Wouldn’t we then be clones and then a possible quarantine for the swine flu (Wasn’t pig the first animal to be cloned? Either that or I don’t know what Dolly is).
Other events that have taken place ever since I was away, Kasab is on trial and he now has a male minority lawyer and I don’t hear anyone making much of a noise. Was it always about him being a Muslim? Terrorism never had any religion, was something that was lost in the Sena rhetoric.
Varun comes out of jail, and he’s been quite as a mouse ever since. The mosquitoes in the Pilibhit jail must have found him to be a gracious host. Strictly warned by Maneka not to swat them, he proceeded to make the requisite blood donation and was instructed to take on the bigger bulls in the upcoming electoral circus (wasn’t she against this too?).
Pakistan is being taken over by Taliban and the dreaded terror is much closer to us then we ever imagined to be. What do we do now? What can we really do now? What can we do post-elections? When do we realize that terrorism has realized that the world is really a flat place.
And oh, the biggest circus of them all (read elections) is already on. The leaders in aamchi Andhra Pradesh are done with their campaigning and are now taking recourse in cooler climes to cure their blistered skins. Am sure they will change it soon for they are chameleons aren’t they? All this talk about third, fourth fronts must have given them enough thirst.
Have deliberately not recollected all the gaffes so far for i have a Top 10 on it coming up soon. Watch this space, folks…
As for the quizzing scene, marriage has given me conjugal rights but taken away my quizzing rights. Giveth some, taketh many away..Quite a justice, eh?
